This is crazy!

I hope I am wrong, but you can’t seem to print from Animate (regular, not pro.) Please tell me I am wrong.

Why doesn’t a $500 drawing and animation program exclude alignment options, and um, a triangle shape?

Are you talking about scanning or printing? Also alignment means alignment of the drawings when scanning and import/vectorize drawing as ‘optical registration’? If you are scanning and looking for the alignment, this feature is not in Animate since it was more designed to do paperless animation, but not traditional animation like in Animate Pro.